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theperksofbeinggod:

itslifesaidshe:

lesliebliss:

toxic-ponies:

spookyandthethief:

my friend told me to watch this cooking video while listening to sad music. so i mixed a little something for you all

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST FUCKING THING IVE SEEN ON THIS STUPID WEBSITE

This is literally me cooking dinner for myself, every night. Sad music, cheap dip and all.

This guy has always been my favorite.

You guys don’t understand how sad this video makes me.

(Source: sexyandthethief)

a hilarious joke

spookweedeveryday:

tanku:

three cats are competing in a race. there’s an american cat named “one two three”, a german cat named “ein zwei drei”, and a french cat named “un deux trois”. the cats all swim across a lake. the american cat finishes first, the german cat finishes second, but the french cat is nowhere to be found.

why?

because the un deux trois quatre cinq

IM LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS JOKE IF YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IT I FEEL SO BAD FOR YOU 

radicalace:

I just realized that I grew up during a time where the crazy frog was a thing. Like that was an actual thing that happened, that blue fucking piece of shit frog took the world by storm and it even had a tiny dick and all it did was sing annoying songs while racing around sci-fi towns in a distant future on an invisible motorbike. I can’t believe this. How did that happen. Who LET that happen.

idiot89:

thesadvoyager:

oskibearz:

THOMAS BROKE GUVEJBFJITHG-

i would be so upset if that happened to mine

rip :’( im crying he died peace signing what a fkin nerd

premas:

HER FUCKING VOICE GETS ME EVERY FUCKING TIME

(Source: sailorkunt)

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